A blonde walks into a bar and sits next to a man. 'I'll have a beer,' says the blonde to the bartender. The blonde then looks at the man sitting next to her and says, 'T.G.I.F.' The man looks at the lady and says, 'S.H.I.T.' 'My god, that was mean. I was just saying Thank God It's Friday,' says the blonde. The man looked at her agian and says, 'And I was saying Sorry Honey It's Thursday.'